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Print Shack 3D Printed Fight Club Travel Soap Container

Print Shack 3D Printed Fight Club Travel Soap Container

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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“The Great Shoe String Showdown”
Or: How Sparkle Tits Unleashed Total Chaos in the Town of Tangleton

Once upon a time, in the quaint town of Tangleton, population 342 and one parrot named Cheryl, there existed a deeply competitive marketplace… of shoe string sellers.

Now, to the average eye, you’d think, “How many people could possibly make a living selling shoe strings?” The answer? All of them.

Every single resident of Tangleton sold shoe strings.
Same colors. Same lengths. Same supplier (a shady online wholesaler named ToeRopeDan88).
But did that stop them from thinking their strings were somehow superior? Absolutely not.

There was:
• Marlene’s Marvelous Laces, with a slogan that screamed “Tangle-free since ‘03!”
• Gary’s Gorgeous Grips, who claimed his laces were “emotionally supportive.”
• And of course, Craig’s Cool Strings, who definitely copied his font from Marlene but said his laces had “soul.”

Each thought they were the lace-iest, the race-iest, the ace-iest.
And every Farmer’s Market turned into a passive-aggressive performance art piece featuring intricate knot displays, dramatic wind machine demos, and unsolicited lace lectures.

It was exhausting.

Enter Sparkle Tits.
(Yes, that was her legal name. Long story. Involving glitter glue and a karaoke bet.)

Sparkle Tits had had enough. She snapped a string in front of the town council meeting and bellowed:

“If we’re all so sure our shoe strings are the best, let’s settle this the old-fashioned way… with an underground fight club.”

Gasps. Glares. Gary fainted into a pile of his own display cards.
And thus, the Tangleton Tie-Off was born aka Fight Club.

Every Thursday at 8:00 p.m. in the back of the abandoned bowling alley (between lanes 4 and 5), crafters-turned-combatants gathered for Shoe String Showdowns.

The events included:
• Speed Lacing Rounds (who could lace a Doc Marten fastest)
• Knot-Fu Showdowns (choreographed lace combat with dramatic moans)
• And the final round: Tug of Sole, where two competitors tied themselves to a shoe and dragged each other across the linoleum.

Craig cried in Round 3. Marlene lost a fake nail. Gary developed a mysterious eye twitch.
Sparkle Tits? She reigned supreme, glitter brass knuckles and all.

But the wildest part?

After months of tie-offs, bruised egos, and enough band-aids to wrap the Eiffel Tower, they discovered something shocking…

None of the shoelaces were very good. They all unraveled in the wash.

So, they did what any reasonable shoe string-selling, underground-fighting small town would do.

They started a co-op.
With Sparkle Tits as president.

And Cheryl the parrot as VP. (She screamed “LACE IT UP!” every 10 minutes.)

And their biggest seller is this pink Fight Club travel soap case. (Hush, we don’t make the trends, we are just here to tie them up)

The end.
Or rather… to be tied.

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